englishmajorhumor:

fluffy—heretic:

shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year